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Scraps is an album by the rock band NRBQ, released in 1972 on Kama Sutra Records, which also released their next album, Workshop. It is the group's first album with guitarist/vocalist Al Anderson, who would remain with the band for over twenty years. Anderson replaced previous guitarist Ken Sheehan. Anderson was prohibited from singing lead vocals on the album due to an existing contract as a solo artist with Vanguard Records. Frank Gadler, the group's original vocalist, sings lead on most of the songs, although Joey Spampinato,, sings lead on all the songs he had a hand in writing except \"Don't Knock At My Door,\" on which Gadler takes the lead. A promotional version of the album was released with a different cover, entitled \"Changes.\"
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Cook Islands will compete at the 2011 World Aquatics Championships in Shanghai, China between July 16 and 31, 2011.
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