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Angel Medina is an American comic book artist known for his work for various comic book companies, including Megaton Comics, First Comics, Marvel Comics, and Image Comics.
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South Korea participated in the 1994 Asian Games held in Hiroshima, Japan from October 2 to October 16, 1994.
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