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Fox Cabrillo Theatre was a movie theater owned by Fox Theaters and located at 115 W. 7th Street in San Pedro, Los Angeles, California.
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Fables of the Green Forest is an anime television series based on a series of books published in the 1910s and 1920s by Thornton W. Burgess which ran on the Japanese network Fuji Television from 7 January to 30 December 1973. It consists of 52 episodes and was produced by the animation studio Zuiyo Eizo along with Mushi Production as part of the Calpis Comic Theater.
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