{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?","punchline":"Lack of concentration.","id":336}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear my pizza joke?","punchline":"Never mind, it's too cheesy.","id":152}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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Brazosport College (BC) is a public community college in Lake Jackson, Texas. The college opened in 1968 and offers primarily associate degrees and some bachelor's degrees. The campus features The Clarion, a regional musical performance venue, in addition to the Brazosport Center for the Arts and Sciences which houses the Brazosport Museum of Natural Science, the Brazosport Planetarium and other institutions.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many lips does a flower have?","punchline":"Tulips","id":8}
{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"type":"general","setup":"While I was sleeping my friends decided to write math equations on me.","punchline":"You should have seen the expression on my face when I woke up.","id":402}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"The punchline often arrives before the set-up.","punchline":"Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?","id":72}
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"type":"standard","title":"Ivorian Football Federation","displaytitle":"Ivorian Football Federation","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q923018","titles":{"canonical":"Ivorian_Football_Federation","normalized":"Ivorian Football Federation","display":"Ivorian Football Federation"},"pageid":1896896,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/FIF_C%C3%B4te_d%27Ivoire_logo.png","width":248,"height":248},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/FIF_C%C3%B4te_d%27Ivoire_logo.png","width":248,"height":248},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1252708349","tid":"cf0a7a1f-9091-11ef-a4b6-8a8aabb84520","timestamp":"2024-10-22T16:22:19Z","description":"Governing body of association football in Côte d'Ivoire","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivorian_Football_Federation","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivorian_Football_Federation?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivorian_Football_Federation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ivorian_Football_Federation"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivorian_Football_Federation","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ivorian_Football_Federation","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivorian_Football_Federation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ivorian_Football_Federation"}},"extract":"The Ivorian Football Federation is the governing body of football in Ivory Coast and is in charge of the Ivory Coast national team and other footballing matters in the country.","extract_html":"
The Ivorian Football Federation is the governing body of football in Ivory Coast and is in charge of the Ivory Coast national team and other footballing matters in the country.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What cheese can never be yours?","punchline":"Nacho cheese.","id":156}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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Job production, sometimes called jobbing or one-off production, involves producing custom work, such as a one-off product for a specific customer or a small batch o