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The Good News and the Bad News is the third studio album by the American band the Rainmakers, released in 1989. \"Spend It on Love\" was released as a single. The band supported the album by touring with the Doobie Brothers.
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The Insolvent Debtors (England) Act 1813 was an act of Parliament passed by the United Kingdom Parliament in 1813, during the reign of King George III.
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